Shape of my heart

best waste of 5 minutes today!

Bonus: music by Sting.

Of course it's fake but who cares at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

So You Can Ride A Bike, Eh?

Next time you're feeling smug about your shredding bicycling skilz, watch this video.

These women are beasts of the bicycle world!

Kevin said: "What is up with the crowd? These girls are incredible and they hardly clap! What does it take to get a cheer in Germany?! How do you practice these moves? One mistake and it's a bar in the wrong place or a face plant!" (This may not be an actual quote, but it's close enough.)

I can't even walk with as much crazy skilz at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

As If Being A Poodle Isn't Bad Enough...

Someone has the nerve to do THIS!

See even more "Poodle Perversion" by clicking here. (Although I must admit the perpetrator against poodle nature is very talented. Sick, but talented.)

Oh the Poodle-manity! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt

Your touch of class for the day.

Mashups never sounded so beautiful!

Sigh at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

MY NEW DIET PLAN

My doctor said I needed to lose weight...OK he actually said, "Your blood work indicates you're a very healthy person so I'm rather surprised at how much your chart says you weigh. (Translated: Your insides are so healthy that they hide how fat you are outside.) You need to lose 20 pounds."

I was pretty devastated until I found THIS NEWS ARTICLE.

It's about a man who lost a bunch of weight and lowered his cholesterol by eating nothing but PIZZA. IN 30 DAYS!

I found a new purpose in life at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Fatboy slim "Weapon of choice"

Possibly one of the best music videos EVAH!

Christopher Walken is AMAZING!

My paradigm on what is weird and creepy is shattered forever at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

A New Kind of Religious Experience?

This is totally ridiculous (and it's awfully late) but this nearly made me cry! Make sure you stay to see what happens starting 3:05.

Ompah me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Birthday Woodstock!

Enjoy a moment from the Summer of LoveDrugsandOtherStuff



Crosby Stills and Nash sing the Beatles' "Blackbird."

They played after the end of the official third day of the concert, sometime after midnight on Monday, August 18th, 1969.

I was 7 years old and thought "Woodstock" was one of Snoopy's friends.

Groovy ya'll at: marcyjoybyran@gmail.com

Unbelievable Water Slide

Their mothers/wives/girlfriends definitely DO NOT know about this little project, I bet!

Even so, I bow to their insane calibration skills.

Summer's almost over...at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Newest Fair-time food sensation!

Chocolate Covered Bacon on a Stick!

Click here to read all the heart-clogging details.

Mmmmmmm Bacon AND Chocolate! Can my mouth handle the heaven at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This is What I Want to Be When I Grow Up!

A Bubbleologist!

Click Here to read about this great new career field!

I'd Be Afraid I'd Blow It at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This Is Ridiculous

But. I. Can't. Pull. My. Eyes. Away.

Insanewiches. Crazy sandwiches.

Click here.

You know you want to.

Go ahead.

I did and I feel great! feel great! feel great! feel great! ffel grest! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

More Cuba Doings!

If you want, slide over to Megh's Cuba Blog (click here) and follow their trip!

Actually, you can't really follow them, because they couldn't call or email me for the entire week. But that didn't stop me...I made all manner of things up for your entertainment and possible education!

The real stories will come after they've rested and had some good ol' American McDonald's.

Enjoyed my "quiet time" but I can't wait for them to be home at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Please Tell Me This Is A Joke

"The Librarian" MOVIE?

OMG. And this is (at least) the THIRD in the SERIES!

Check it out by clicking here.

Be Still My Hair-Bunned, Bespectacled Heart at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

If so, this is a visual representation of how my summer has gone:

That's all I'm saying...today at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Follow Megh and Kev in Cuba (Sort of)

Go to http://cubabryans.blogspot.com

or click here.

It might be entertaining AND possibly educational! A potential 2-fer-1 deal!

And you thought I just wanted you all to myself at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

While You're Waiting...

...For me to come up with something clever to say, enjoy this video.

It's rather mesmerizing.

I can't believe it's not photoshopped at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Happy Meal is 30 Years Old!

And in honor I give you

McDonald's: The Rap

If only they served fries with that at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

If Man Walked on the Moon Today

This is SO WORTHY!

You will ENJOY this!

I wish I was this clever at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

You've been Rock Rolled!

Nirvana and Rick Astley...in a mashup!

It's like a train wreck...only lyrical!...

I couldn't stop watching it at: marcyjoy@gmail.com

It's One Giant Leap for Man...

...and the 40th anniversary of mankind (stepping onto the moon).

In honor of that I have for you some pictures:

Here's an HD shot taken by a Japanese probe that crashed into the moon a week later. (Kamakazee, anyone?) My favorite is the footpath left by the astronauts.

I have but one question: Anti-moon Conspiracy Dudes...how did they get Arizona to look SOOOooo lunar-ish?

(Click to enlarge) Is this the ISS and the moon or an Star Wars X-wing-fighter and the Death Star? (May the Force Be With You)!

You have to click to enlarge: The ISS is silhouetted against the Sun. Very cool.

Bonus: Here is a site for 10 startling facts about the Apollo 11's lunar landing.

Poetic Justice: The toilet just failed on the ISS

I Didn't Know Half This Stuff Either at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Proclaimers - I'm On My Way

I'm needing me some happy.

(Please excuse the video quality)

I'm on my way at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

United Breaks Guitars

Oh My Goodness! Revenge is Best Served with a Side of Country!

Here's the article: http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/smashed-guitar-youtu-4850/

(BTW: I stole the quote from there.)

I Have New Respect For Country Music and The People Who Sing It at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Today, the world said goodbye to Michael Jackson. When I told my daughter she said, "Why did they wait so long...wait, I guess if there's so much plastic...(sees my horrified face)...you...don't... have...too...hurry?

Arrrrrgh!

But she quickly recovered (ORLY?) by saying, "When was Billy Mays' funeral? I LOVED him!"

Sigh. I thought I had done so well...

As a side note and further proof of my failing to instruct my daughter concerning Things One Must Know And Love, after the King of Pop's death she said (and I can't believe it...it must come from her father),


"This is the first person to be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman."

I'm going "Beat It" into her and play "Man in the Mirror" until she cries "Billie Jean" and repents at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

It'll be a "Thriller." (Please stop me.)

Most Awesome Banner Ad EVAH

Click here.

No, Really.

You need to.

You won't be sorry.

I promise.

I even laughed out loud at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

OK...So Who's Been Smoking Crack?

I mean REALLY


You can see even more pictures here.

Someone needs to help them understand that this is wrong at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Jackson Five - I Want You Back

Sigh. This is another exact moment I fell in love with Michael Jackson. I was 8 years old. He was 11.

Cradle robbing was legal back then at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

the Jackson 5 - I'll be there and Feelin' Alright

The moment I fell in love...isn't he adorable?!

May he truly be resting in peace at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Hammer Pants Dance (HD)

Look for the G'pa doing the Hammer dance.

It's work the complete waste of time at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Hey!

What if the dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park" said "Hey" instead of roaring?

Yeah, I've always wondered that too, at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This guy has TOO much time...

Or he's working on his Senior Project for Art College.

What do YOU think? (I'm voting for art school.)

How much DID he spend on stick ums and can I has his budget (I LOVE stick ums) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Classic 80's Hits... Interpreted for Ragtime Piano - By Scott Bradlee

It's been a while since I've posted something. There's a good reason for that. And while I think of it, enjoy this AWESOME RAGTIME!

My daughter actually can sing almost all of these songs...Aren't I an AMAZING MOM?! HAHAHAHAHAH at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Beat Swine Flu...THE GAME!

You know we are a cynical group when, even before the WHO can stir up another panic, someone has designed an Official Swine Flu Game.

heyzap.com - embed games

It's so contagious I put it on Facebook!

Do You Think It Will Go Viral at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Hail to the Chia Chief!

It's Chia Obama!

This has been taken off the market to the loss of Chia-lovers everywhere!

Man, I Would Have Bought At Least One at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I WANT TO DO THIS AT 93!

Maybe I should learn to play the piano...I guess Kevin will have to, as well.

Sigh. Maybe I'll Just Stick With My Gift of Nagging at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas

In honor of Star Wars...

She's very obnoxious and funny...and says one bad word at the end (so cover your ears if you need to).

I Hope I'm That Clever and Look That Good At Her Age (in 6 years!) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

It's Star Wars Day!

I'm Not Too Late!

Happy Star Wars Day! It's the anniversary of the release of Star Wars or Star Wars The Original or Star Wars: A New Hope or Star Wars Episode 4 or whatever they call it now. (If you are on Facebook, you've seen this by now. Don't be stingy...share with your friends.

May 4th, 1977. I was there. Actually, I was nearby. Babysitting. But I got there as soon as my friend who worked at the movies could get me in for free.

I Still LOVE Hans Solo at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Anjelah Johnson- Nail Salon

If you haven't seen this...she's very funny. If you have...watch it again so you can memorize it for your next party. One of my students can quote this...excruciatingly funny!

It's worth wasting nearly ten minutes of you life at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Olympic Japanese Diving Team

This is why Japan should have won the War! These aren't men with little black rectangles covering their faces...NO! These are cyborgs...human diving machines! They don't hit each other even by accident!

Japanese Precision Diving Robots--I Bet It'd Make A Great Movie at: marcyoybryan@gmail.com

What Just Happened Here

I've had a long and tiring weekend (although it was very good, thank you for asking). So I may not be the best judge as to what I just witnessed.

Please Enlighten Me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Bird Art

This dude has been on my blog before...but he's started a new series.

He paints "Sully" Sullenberger's portrait (the pilot of the plane that landed in the Hudson River after becoming disabled by birds sucked into the engine) with an actual dead duck.

It's Art and It's Weird. That's Why We Watch at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I've Been Sick!

For the past two days my body's ached like it was being squeezed in a vice. A fever was to blame, of course, but it wasn't a bad one...at least no according to my "Anti-Accurate Digi Therm" that we now must use because "real" thermometers were too "dangerous" for "normal" people because it had satanic "mercury" in it. Which means...I had a fever, but who knows what it was...

I had always wanted an excuse to lay in bed for two days...and read...and blog...and make lists.

Instead, I slept. For nearly 18 hours straight. And then I watched "Scooby Doo and the Ghost Pirate" movie on Netflix Instant Viewing. Nothing shows the depths to which you have fallen like watching a Scooby Doo movie on Netflix when "Meet the Robinsons" was available.

Obviously I was very sick.

I Promise to Stop Kissing Pigs at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Muppets appear on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Awesome Muppets Trifecta is now in play.

Watching Ty interact with Miss Piggy is worth the watch at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Henson's 11

Your Math For The Day: Ocean's 11 + the Muppets = TOTAL AWESOME!

What More Can I Say? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Henson's 11

I don't even know what to say about this except...

Ocean's 11 + Muppets = EPIC ROCKS!

Count me in at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Disturbing Yet Fascinating Noises...

The sound you are about to hear is done using something called "beat boxing." I don't know what "beat boxing" is but I think it means "lonely person with too much time on their hands and not enough electronic devices."

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I'm not at all sure how he makes the myriad of those sounds come out of his mouth like that...but he probably ought to say "excuse me" more often.

That's all I'm saying.

Would a Mother Be Proud or Worried at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

MMMmmmmmm Bacon...Salt!?

Check out their website:

Their Motto: Everything should taste like bacon.

My reaction to their motto: Wow...they must be from Kentucky.

Bonus from their website: 0 calories,0 fat, vegetarian and kosher ok'd. Wait. Vegetarian and Kosher...what?!

OMG They Even Have Lip Balm at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

It's Talk Like Shakespeare Day

In honor of the Bard's 445th birthday let's dust off some "thee's" and "thou's" and a "forsooth" or two.

We musteth educateth the masses...um...eth.

He Doesn't Look a Day Over 350 at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I Might Be Back

But I can't see.

I'm sitting at Panera's while Megh's at church...Broccoli cheese soup, a baguette, and a diet coke would probably inspire a great and life-changing writing experience, except that I left my glasses at home...

So I'm typing in a way that one would think of when using the idiomatic and well-worn phrase "blind as a bat" if bats were, in fact, blind instead of having a high tech thing called "sonar" making them more able to see things in the dark than I can with both sets of glasses at noon.

Regardless...I've got a LOT to share with you so I'm going to try to write to you while I work on my backlogged emails.

Here's hopping I hit the right keys at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

UPS Maintenance Reports

The following is not my writing but I thought you'd enjoy it nevertheless:

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. I don't know that this is true...if so, I'm flying with them on my next trip...they go everywhere!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
*
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
*
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
*
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
*
P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
*
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
*
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
*
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
*
P: IFF in operative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
*
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
*
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search
*
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
*
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
*
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
*
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

The Stethoscope

I'm sure you've seen this. But it's strange enough to watch again.

Why Can't I Find Cool Things Laying Around When A Camera Crew Is Following Me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

FINGER DUDE

He's got more talent in his fingers than I have in my whole ARM!

I Hope I Don't Meet Him In A Bad Sleeve Or Some Fake Piano Contest at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Bruce Lee. Nunchucks. Pingpong.

Awesomeness Cubed.

I Don't Care If It Isn't Real And He's Already Dead (or is he?) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Is This Even Possible?

Can you photo shop sounds? Beatboxing + Flute + Mario Brothers = Unexpected Cool-arity.

The Magic Flute is Reborned at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

For Your Cultural and Music Edumacation

Amazing, enjoyable, and a Music History Lesson to Boot! Woo-hoo! It's a trifecta of AWESOME!

They Don't/Can't Do It Like That No More (Not That I Ever Could!) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Sure You've Seen This...

But it's worth repeating. Most of his other stuff is a bit rough, so if you want repeated laughs, watch this over again or go to the clips of Tim Hawkins a few posts down.

Truth Can Be Funny at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Spinal Tap World Tour!

To quote Spinal Tap's lead guitarist Nigel Tufnel: "If we're going to do a World tour on only one night, at least it's this world." Read entire titillating article here.

If you're in London, this will be the place to be.

And they'll be backed by The Folksmen!

Be Still My Beating Heart Before A Mighty Wind at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Just One More...I couldn't help myself.


Oh To Be In London in June...

Food Trifecta Now In Play

This guy made Kevin spew Dr. Pepper out of his nose!

Check out more Tim Hawkins' humor here.

Or just watch this:



I Want to Make Me Some of That Humorous Musical Awesomeness...But I Don't Have Curly Hair...and I Can't Sing at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Is This Disturbing To Anyone Else But Me?

Please Say Yes (between the giggles) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

What a Fabulous Waste of Time!

It's a Perfect diversion from Spring Cleaning!

Check it out!

DO NOT LET REDSTAR FALL!

I dare you to do just one (level)!

I Love Its Little Hash Marks at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

In Honor of The First Day of Baseball Season

John Foggerty and Keith Urban doing "Centerfield."

Oh The Eye-Candy-humanity at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Water Balloons in Slow Mo

It may be a Scweppes Ad...but it's beautiful. It's drawing me into it's slo-mo relaxation awesomeness...I may never leave...Must. Regain. Normal Stress Levels or become a Marshmallow head.

Oh The Balloon-amity at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Star Wars Trifecta Continues

This Is Awesome with Freakishly Sci-Fi Awesomeness at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Opera = Bridge Destruction

You Have Been Warned at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Feeling Smug at Being HomoSapien?

Meet Barry the Worm of Ridiculous Size:

Sleep Well.

The complete article can be found here.

Where Are the Men In Black (particularly Will Smith) When I Need Them/Him? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Channel Jackson Pollock!

"Jackson Pollock by Miltos Manetas" for iPhone from Memo Akten on Vimeo.

If you don't have the iPhone (or iTouch) you can do it on your computer here.

Here's another iPhone artist who is quite amazing.

Yeah, I Probably Would Be A Great iPhone Artist, If I Had an iPhone. And If I Could Draw at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Star Wars Opening Remixed with a Famous 80s TV show

Are you old enough to recognize which Evening TV Drama this comes from? Hint: It's set in a large central Texas city that starts with a "D" and sounds like "Callas."

I Even Knew Who Shot J.R. at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Mighty StonehengeMan

This man not only has too much time on his hands, he's a genius too!

Check out the science at http://www.theforgottentechnology.com/
(you'll have to cut and paste, I'm afraid).

There's A Clever Way To End This But Meghan Is Distracting Me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Star Wars Told By Someone Who Hasn't Seen It

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Bad Movie Reference Trifecta Now In Play at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Your Art Moment of the Day

I don't know what it is really, but it's beautiful. I guess it must be "Art."

It's Certainly More Interesting Than TV (But Maybe I'm Biased) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Snuggly Wasn't Enough

Now there's the Peekaru

The Snuggly costs $15 and covered you and your neighborhood. The Peekaru costs $80 and you can still see body parts. Where's the bargain in that?

Official Website (with more pictures) here.

Couldn't They Have Found A Better Name Other Than Something Scooby Do Might Say? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Molten Iron Throwing Festival

Key Phrase: "So long as you're not afraid to die, it's OK."

Yeah, That's Not Making My Bucket List at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Slagsmålsklubben

Which means, "A Cool, Techno-Geek Version of 'Red Riding Hood.'"

The Brothers Grimm Would Be Proud at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Peeling Potatoes the "MaryAnn" way

It's a clever technique performed by MaryAnn from "Gilligan's Island" fame.

Durn, She's Still Cuter Than Me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Star Wars Trifecta Now In Play

O.K. Star Wars Music as Played on a Gold Harp. By a Youth Who Should Know Better.

It's Strangely Beautiful.

But Would Yoda Approve? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Call It Tilt Shifting

I call it AWESOME!


Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

This was done with the help of the helicopter rescue crew.

More can be seen here.

Thomas The Tank Engine On Steroids Anyone? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Your Moment of Culture

As you know, Monet painted stuff over and over again experimenting with different times of the day and seasons of the year. He was trying to capture how light and color interact.

This video lines up several of these paintings. It is pretty impressive.

Too Tired To Be Funny at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The New Stuntman 2.0 is out!

Amazing Stuntman - The best free videos are right here

THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer

I got to hang out in the Tech Room during the performance last night. The Tech Room is a Very Interesting Place, meaning that people of the "tech" persuasion chat about all sorts of potentially interesting things, many of which involve words like "blah," "blah" camera "blah," and "blah, blah, No Way!" I'm sure other words are used in the course of these conversations, but I'm having to translate from geek to human and it can be a bit challenging. Thank you for your patience.

Anyway, the REAL reason I love sitting in the tech room (besides learning the language) is that you also hear about very interesting websites.

Hence this post.

I hope you find it as hysterically creepy as I did.

Other Very Interesting Things Were Also Said In Non-Geek But You'll Have To Wait For The Book at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Amazing Rubic Cube Art!

44 Rubik's Cubes were used in the making of this Pac Man.


There are 64 Rubik cubes used in this dragon...

And There's More! Have a Look Here.

I Don't Even Have One Little Rubik at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

It's Up To You

You know, I'm really very busy and I can't be totally responsible for your entertainment or "edumacation."

So I'm going to give you an assignment.

Check out Archie Mcphee's first.

and then

Perpetual Kid.

There is plenty on either website to delight and offend. You should be kept busy for hours!

My favorite (even after all these years)...

...is still Nunzilla

There's Nothing Like Sharing Useless, Time-Wasting Money-Sucking Websites Between Friends at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Art? Insanity? You Decide

I couldn't paste any pictures here for you, but no matter. The name just about says it all:

It's My Little Pony Pop Art Sculptures.

The artist used real My Little Pony toys and then added stuff to make icons of today's pop culture.

Click on the first square and then use your arrow keys to shuffle through the pictures. You won't be disappointed.

I couldn't stop myself from going through the entire list...twice.

Want Me a "My Little Jack Sparrow" at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Light-Up Sheep Art

OK. This is ridiculous. And I've already watched it three times.

Which technically makes it a trifecta in Louisville horse racing terms.

Question: would this be considered abuse or stunning artistic talent by PETA?

Like I Care...It's Simply Amazing at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong

One of my father's favorite singers. I remember him cranking Louis up on our record player or later on our brand new 8-track player (we were SOOoooo cool!).

Happy Birthday, Dad! (Sorry I'm a little late...I have a good excuse. Really I do!)

I Still Miss You at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Hilarious Muppets Bloopers!

OK...I will write about this soon. Just enjoy the video now.

I Really Have Nothing To Say About This Right Now at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

What if "Star Trek" Was Made By Country Folk?

Little about this made sense, but then, again, it's Saturday morning and I should be in bed.

BTW: It Made Me Laugh Regardless at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Is This A Crime?

Pimp My Ride Meets Nerdville...which means this must be Japan.

The "article" (meaning "mostly a gallery of photos for you to laugh at") is here.

Why, Japan, Oh Why? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Weird and Cool Timelapse

Eclectic 3.0: The Roads Less Traveled from Ross Ching on Vimeo.


The video can be found here as well.

Because There Isn't Much To Watch At One In The Morning at: marcyjoybryan@elkcreek.net

~m

Kid's Resources

If your little snowflakes are having a bad day at school, let me suggest this:



Grace? Forgiveness? Turn the other cheek? P-shawwwww! Who needs them when you have the Voodoo! Pencil! Case!

Click here to read the unbiased article in favor (maybe not) of the "children's toy to cope with bullies."

Who Would Possibly Have a Problem With This Little Gem? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

When In Germany...Become A Vegan

Because this is how they test for Salmonella:



I'm not kidding. Here is the informative article.

Make Mine Anything That Wasn't Touched By That Man at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I GIVE UP!

They're keeping me TOO busy at that little skit mysteriously called the "Southeast Easter Passion" (details that will curl your hair coming soon)...

So I give up trying to plan for cleverness and lengthy blog entries.

Enter: Commando Humor Blogging!

I Won't Guarantee the Quality of the Material You'll Be Getting Over the Next Week and a Half, But I Promise It Will Waste Your Time at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Happy Pi Day!

It's 3/14 and, as you know, it must be Pi Day (3.14...).

Website Included to assist you in your descent toward geekdom.

Here's what a complete Pi looks like.

"And I Don't Even Have Time to Bake One," she obtusely observed.

"More coming. I promise," she said acutely at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Let Us Break for Time Wasting--Movie Edition

Spring is in the air which means that we need to indulge in...

Famous movies remade by bunnies...


"Raider's of the Lost Ark" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!


"A Christmas Story" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!

These are just two examples, there are dozens of others. Click here to connect to their website. As you might guess, not all 30 second movies are endorsed by me (shunning, as I do, anything with a plot). As a result, I leave you to your own judgment.

This is WAY Better Than Cliffnotes at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Mmmmmmm Bacon!

I'm not mic-ing (I'm not sure how to properly represent the verb "to mic" as present tense...)

Which means I'm a dedicated groupie tonight (at least for now). *smile*

However, I still have to prep for my art class tomorrow. So while you wait, here's 1001 Things To Do With Bacon.

To entice you, here are just two:



A Swedish Bacon Pillow (unscented as of yet)

and (I'm not making this up)



Chocolate Bacon Dessert

And there are a plethora of others that you just must see.

Oops! I've Got Chocolate on My Bacon at: MMmmmmmmmbaconjoybryan@gmail.com

It's Spacey!

New footage of the "moon landing" has been "found"



Sigh...I Think I've Got Something In My Eye at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com


BTW: The Space Station is wanting YOU to help name its new module!

Stephen Colbert has a (surprise!) opinion about that!

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Name the NASA Module After Stephen

Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor

Rap Battle
Joke of the Day

I Say Call It Xenu and Send Tom Cruise at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Not Bored, But I'm Here

Easter Passion practice has started for the tech crew. I have been sucked into, I mean had the opportunity to help put microphones on the performers before the show starts and then help take them off after they finish. I have been brought in to assist the girls because apparently it is better to have a girl grabbing up through a costume of a girl than having a non-girl do it (even if the non-girl is WAY better at it and actually knows what it is doing).

So, I arrive around 5pm and hang out in the intriguing geekdom of mic-land. Once all the girlies are wired, I run ("running" here is an utter misnomer) upstairs to clean up the tech break room and get it ready for dinner. (They wisely feed the cameramen and spotlight operators after the show because they don't want sleepy technical people using very expensive equipment.)

At the 3/4 point I run back downstairs to help take the mics off the girls. When done, back upstairs I go to eat and help clean the break room.

But right in the middle...Right here where I am now...nothing's happening. The water jugs are filled, the food isn't here yet. The actors are singing and if there is a mic problem, it's beyond my ability to fix it...so I'm joyfullyexempt.

It'll be during these times each that you will be getting a lot of pointless things from me because...well, number on,e I have a moment dedicated to this activity...but more importantly...have you ever had the opportunity to hang out with geeks? They are a veritable fountain, a cornucopia as it were, of trivial information, ridiculous websites, and strange videos. And I'm sitting, at this moment, at their epicenter.

God is Good!

I Love It Here at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

Yarn Bombers, that's what.

Renegade knitters wreaking havoc on the frigid Canadian streets.

I tried to get pictures, but they wouldn't work. Fiber coated for protection, no doubt.

You'll have to read about their rampage here. (With horrifyingly knitty pics.)

I've Got Yarn and Needles...L'ville May Be Next at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Well...I'm sure you've seen this.

But, on the remote chance that you haven't...I just wanted to bless you.

You're Welcome at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Mel Gibson's New Movie!

You WON'T believe this...

I PROMISE!

Is this Mel's acting comeback moment?

I simply post. You decide!

I Can't Even Think Of An Appropriate Tag For This at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

These Are Trippin' Photos

365 degrees on a polar axis.

And no, I don't have any idea how they did it, thank you for asking.

But I'm a-lovin' it!

There's the story and slide show to 20+ other Wee Planets Pics.

Would That Angle Make Me Look Fat? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Rapid Duax stapler

I don't why this fascinates me while also making me laugh. Would you call that ironic, or am I simply pitifully shallow?

Actually I'm hoping that someone will play it backwards and find a secret hypnotic message so my strange attraction to this scary clip won't be considered my fault.

Why am I sending it to you? Because it told me to. Not in so many words...but I just felt...compelled.

In This Case, I'd Really Like To Be a Victim at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Square Root Day

3-3-09

It's not just for geeks anymore! Even you, a regular person, can celebrate!

It only happens nine times during each century.

Put it on your calendar! The next one is April 4, 2016.

There's even a Facebook group and an article.

Remember Pi Day is Coming in a Week and a Half (3-14)at:marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Another Chapter in the "What Was God Thinking" book

Just imagine this showing up in your dreams:

Another, view, to complete the terrifying picture:



This is called the "Psychodelica Frog Fish" Because you'll only truly understand if you participate in other things.

Why Not? at: marcyjoybryan@

OMG(oodness)

His name is Ugly Bat Boy, of course.

But, according to the article, he's really a sweetheart. The article then goes on to say, "The impression from clients that come in is he's not real because he just sits so still, and when he does move, he scares them, but they think he's mesmerizing...He has the run of the place and all the attention he can handle."

Let's recap: Sits perfectly still, scares people and/or mesmerizes them. Smells of sulfer. Of course he has the run of the place...why would anyone try to get in the way of a cat that has obviously been sent from Hades?

I'd Give Him Extra Food Just In Case at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Supposed to Be Working...

But look what I found instead!



I only have one question for these incredibly creative and talented college students: Are you even attending classes...at all?

Sounding Like the Old College Instructor That I Was at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Red vs. Blue Financial Crisis PSA: Rock Bottom

This is one of Megh's favorite "cartoons." It's built from characters from Halo...I think.

This will be a proverbial knee-slapper to those immersed in the Halo subculture of delinquints. (I am only guilty by association...you, as an astute reader will realize I don't know where the characters are from or any other useful info. For that, you had better call Meghan.

For the rest of you: consider me your Cultural Educator. (You're welcome.)

I'd Be Splitting a Gut if I Were Under the Age of 20 at: marcyoybryan@elkcreek.net

It's Saturday...

I'm being a groupie while my daughter helps a friend prep for the Southeast Easter Passion.

Since I am here and it's Saturday and I'm trying to avoid ruining my reputation by being productive, let me share some time wasting links with you.

Here's one that Kevin has watched at least 4 times. Why? Possibly for the freakish athletics, or perhaps it's the inspiring music...but for me, I so tensed up watching these madmen that I feel like I've done a whole work out in a few short minutes. Virtual Exercising, my favorite! Especially on a Saturday!


Everything is Possible - The best bloopers are here


Here's one Kevin hasn't even seen: It's a dude who does regular sports with his nunchucks. And it's from Japan! So you know it'll be Absolutely! Japana-crazy!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I Want My Own Set of Special Skills That Don't Have Anything to do With Laundry or Dishes at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

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This is one of those viral improv things...It made me smile and because of that I wanted to share it with you.

It's The Little Things...at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Not To Bring You Down Or Anything...

Monday marks 12 weeks until Memorial Day and thus the Official Beginning of Pre-Swimsuit Season Angst.

And my neighbor just delivered Girl Scout Cookies.

Oh The Cruel, Cruel Irony at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Japanese Should Surrender...Again

Because this is their new favorite pet:



Frankly, this is disturbing on many levels. But let's just stick with the obvious: this little creature is categorically ugly.

If you don't recognize him, it's the only known member of the appropriately named genus Heterocephalus. You may have heard his more common names: the sand puppy or the naked mole rat as made famous by Disney's cartoon "Kim Possible."

Here is Rufus the Naked Mole Rat showing off his mad skills:



And Rufus was as lethal as he looks. Many an afternoon were happily spent, Meghan curled up beside me, a Diet Coke in hand, watching naked, so-ugly-he's-cute Rufus help Kim conquer the mad geniuses that threatened Middleton in the Emmy award-winning show (It was nominated 10 times and won once).

But this...the real live rodent with the Freudian name...this just shows that God's sense of humor is possibly more disturbing than we...than I...originally thought.

Actually, using my own opinion in a way that someone (meaning "Meghan") might consider it as "expert opinion," the heterocephalus glaber proves that there must be a creator...because, really...how could you evolve into such a little beastie and count it as a step up?

And, leave to Japan to fall in love with the creepy little guy. You can read more about his meteoric rise here. May I remind you that this is the same group of people who invented sushi. But that's not all...Take a look at more results of too much saki and bait.


Look here.

And for even more stuff that you can actually buy, look here.

I shudder to think of what the new line of "naked mole rat" robots and video games will look like at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

High Five Escalator

It's NOT just for bored college students anymore!

It's Improv Everywhere! And it's a whole new human art form that can suck HOURS out of your day!

My Fav is Still the Slo-Mo Home Depot at: marcyjoybryan@elkcreek.net

38 Cute Animals, 1 Cool Screen, 8 Different Uses

There's a cell phone in each scene. Can you find it?

Yes, I AM avoiding my THINGS I SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW list. Why do you ask?

Finding Yet Another Way to Not Be An Adult at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

President's Day 2009 - Washington to Obama: Morphed!

I wanted to post the Animaniac's "President Song" but I just did that (*smack'm da'forehead*).

So here's the presidents morphed to perky, disco-type patriotic music!

It's history! With a Polyester Dance Beat! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Darwin Vs. Liberals

From a program called "For the Record."

Interesting logic.

Good Graphics.

I give it a 9.5.

Darwin's Birthday: A Potential Liberal Pain at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

My Kind Of Culture

Note the Old Lady in the middle of the picture. She is sticking her tongue out at the little girl. According to the article, sticking your tongue out at people is a traditional Tibetan greeting. The article didn't say what you might do if you actually liked the person...but as far as traditional greetings go, this has to be one of my favorites.

Me Thinks There's a Little Tibetan in All of Us (Especially ME! Today!) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This Is Me Today

'Nuff said.

For Now.

Except that the stupid picture isn't as big as I willed it to be. Click on the pic to get the intended effect.

Glad Those Weeds Weren't Any Further Apart at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com