What do THEY know, anyway?

According to the Center for Disease Control, the Average American Woman weighs 164.3 pounds.

Several questions come to mind:
a) What do they mean by "average"?
1) Who is this woman? Is she offended at being called "average" by an organization that specializes in things like the measles and male patterned baldness?
b) Why is the Center for Disease Control involved with her?

1) it is a conspiracy or just an uncomfortable friendship?

c) Should we, Spectacular American Women (because we're definitely NOT AVERAGE) be concerned?

1) or just jealous?

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