Thursday, February 15, 2007

birthday warning #3

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
E. Joseph Cossman

Birthday hour: three days 18 hours and thirty minutes...and counting.

Continuing the list of "joy-full-ness" includes:

*Trying to save my daughter's cat who is dead-set on starving to death;

*My husband is going to the Pacific Ocean for my birthday which also includes 6 other days while I freeze my middle-aging patoosh off amidst the frozen (but sadly snowless) bluegrass;

*It remains cold and snowless which is about as wonderful as being married and sexless or poor and homeless.

*This uplifting announcement concerning the state in which I live (by "state in which I live" I mean "Kentucky" as opposed to, say "confusion" or "panic" or "boring drivel") by the medical world. Thank you, citizens of Kentucky for making my heart healthy future a virtual impossibility.

hand over those freetos at marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

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