What if "Star Trek" Was Made By Country Folk?

Little about this made sense, but then, again, it's Saturday morning and I should be in bed.

BTW: It Made Me Laugh Regardless at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Is This A Crime?

Pimp My Ride Meets Nerdville...which means this must be Japan.

The "article" (meaning "mostly a gallery of photos for you to laugh at") is here.

Why, Japan, Oh Why? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Weird and Cool Timelapse

Eclectic 3.0: The Roads Less Traveled from Ross Ching on Vimeo.


The video can be found here as well.

Because There Isn't Much To Watch At One In The Morning at: marcyjoybryan@elkcreek.net

~m

Kid's Resources

If your little snowflakes are having a bad day at school, let me suggest this:



Grace? Forgiveness? Turn the other cheek? P-shawwwww! Who needs them when you have the Voodoo! Pencil! Case!

Click here to read the unbiased article in favor (maybe not) of the "children's toy to cope with bullies."

Who Would Possibly Have a Problem With This Little Gem? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

When In Germany...Become A Vegan

Because this is how they test for Salmonella:



I'm not kidding. Here is the informative article.

Make Mine Anything That Wasn't Touched By That Man at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I GIVE UP!

They're keeping me TOO busy at that little skit mysteriously called the "Southeast Easter Passion" (details that will curl your hair coming soon)...

So I give up trying to plan for cleverness and lengthy blog entries.

Enter: Commando Humor Blogging!

I Won't Guarantee the Quality of the Material You'll Be Getting Over the Next Week and a Half, But I Promise It Will Waste Your Time at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Happy Pi Day!

It's 3/14 and, as you know, it must be Pi Day (3.14...).

Website Included to assist you in your descent toward geekdom.

Here's what a complete Pi looks like.

"And I Don't Even Have Time to Bake One," she obtusely observed.

"More coming. I promise," she said acutely at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Let Us Break for Time Wasting--Movie Edition

Spring is in the air which means that we need to indulge in...

Famous movies remade by bunnies...


"Raider's of the Lost Ark" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!


"A Christmas Story" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!

These are just two examples, there are dozens of others. Click here to connect to their website. As you might guess, not all 30 second movies are endorsed by me (shunning, as I do, anything with a plot). As a result, I leave you to your own judgment.

This is WAY Better Than Cliffnotes at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Mmmmmmm Bacon!

I'm not mic-ing (I'm not sure how to properly represent the verb "to mic" as present tense...)

Which means I'm a dedicated groupie tonight (at least for now). *smile*

However, I still have to prep for my art class tomorrow. So while you wait, here's 1001 Things To Do With Bacon.

To entice you, here are just two:



A Swedish Bacon Pillow (unscented as of yet)

and (I'm not making this up)



Chocolate Bacon Dessert

And there are a plethora of others that you just must see.

Oops! I've Got Chocolate on My Bacon at: MMmmmmmmmbaconjoybryan@gmail.com

It's Spacey!

New footage of the "moon landing" has been "found"



Sigh...I Think I've Got Something In My Eye at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com


BTW: The Space Station is wanting YOU to help name its new module!

Stephen Colbert has a (surprise!) opinion about that!

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Name the NASA Module After Stephen

Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor

Rap Battle
Joke of the Day

I Say Call It Xenu and Send Tom Cruise at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Not Bored, But I'm Here

Easter Passion practice has started for the tech crew. I have been sucked into, I mean had the opportunity to help put microphones on the performers before the show starts and then help take them off after they finish. I have been brought in to assist the girls because apparently it is better to have a girl grabbing up through a costume of a girl than having a non-girl do it (even if the non-girl is WAY better at it and actually knows what it is doing).

So, I arrive around 5pm and hang out in the intriguing geekdom of mic-land. Once all the girlies are wired, I run ("running" here is an utter misnomer) upstairs to clean up the tech break room and get it ready for dinner. (They wisely feed the cameramen and spotlight operators after the show because they don't want sleepy technical people using very expensive equipment.)

At the 3/4 point I run back downstairs to help take the mics off the girls. When done, back upstairs I go to eat and help clean the break room.

But right in the middle...Right here where I am now...nothing's happening. The water jugs are filled, the food isn't here yet. The actors are singing and if there is a mic problem, it's beyond my ability to fix it...so I'm joyfullyexempt.

It'll be during these times each that you will be getting a lot of pointless things from me because...well, number on,e I have a moment dedicated to this activity...but more importantly...have you ever had the opportunity to hang out with geeks? They are a veritable fountain, a cornucopia as it were, of trivial information, ridiculous websites, and strange videos. And I'm sitting, at this moment, at their epicenter.

God is Good!

I Love It Here at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

Yarn Bombers, that's what.

Renegade knitters wreaking havoc on the frigid Canadian streets.

I tried to get pictures, but they wouldn't work. Fiber coated for protection, no doubt.

You'll have to read about their rampage here. (With horrifyingly knitty pics.)

I've Got Yarn and Needles...L'ville May Be Next at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Well...I'm sure you've seen this.

But, on the remote chance that you haven't...I just wanted to bless you.

You're Welcome at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Mel Gibson's New Movie!

You WON'T believe this...

I PROMISE!

Is this Mel's acting comeback moment?

I simply post. You decide!

I Can't Even Think Of An Appropriate Tag For This at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

These Are Trippin' Photos

365 degrees on a polar axis.

And no, I don't have any idea how they did it, thank you for asking.

But I'm a-lovin' it!

There's the story and slide show to 20+ other Wee Planets Pics.

Would That Angle Make Me Look Fat? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Rapid Duax stapler

I don't why this fascinates me while also making me laugh. Would you call that ironic, or am I simply pitifully shallow?

Actually I'm hoping that someone will play it backwards and find a secret hypnotic message so my strange attraction to this scary clip won't be considered my fault.

Why am I sending it to you? Because it told me to. Not in so many words...but I just felt...compelled.

In This Case, I'd Really Like To Be a Victim at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Square Root Day

3-3-09

It's not just for geeks anymore! Even you, a regular person, can celebrate!

It only happens nine times during each century.

Put it on your calendar! The next one is April 4, 2016.

There's even a Facebook group and an article.

Remember Pi Day is Coming in a Week and a Half (3-14)at:marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Another Chapter in the "What Was God Thinking" book

Just imagine this showing up in your dreams:

Another, view, to complete the terrifying picture:



This is called the "Psychodelica Frog Fish" Because you'll only truly understand if you participate in other things.

Why Not? at: marcyjoybryan@

OMG(oodness)

His name is Ugly Bat Boy, of course.

But, according to the article, he's really a sweetheart. The article then goes on to say, "The impression from clients that come in is he's not real because he just sits so still, and when he does move, he scares them, but they think he's mesmerizing...He has the run of the place and all the attention he can handle."

Let's recap: Sits perfectly still, scares people and/or mesmerizes them. Smells of sulfer. Of course he has the run of the place...why would anyone try to get in the way of a cat that has obviously been sent from Hades?

I'd Give Him Extra Food Just In Case at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Supposed to Be Working...

But look what I found instead!



I only have one question for these incredibly creative and talented college students: Are you even attending classes...at all?

Sounding Like the Old College Instructor That I Was at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com