Friday, March 06, 2009

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

Yarn Bombers, that's what.

Renegade knitters wreaking havoc on the frigid Canadian streets.

I tried to get pictures, but they wouldn't work. Fiber coated for protection, no doubt.

You'll have to read about their rampage here.
(With horrifyingly knitty pics.)

I've Got Yarn and Needles...L'ville May Be Next at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Well...I'm sure you've seen this.

But, on the remote chance that you haven't...I just wanted to bless you.

You're Welcome at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Mel Gibson's New Movie!

You WON'T believe this...

I PROMISE!

Is this Mel's acting comeback moment?

I simply post. You decide!

I Can't Even Think Of An Appropriate Tag For This at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

These Are Trippin' Photos



365 degrees on a polar axis.

And no, I don't have any idea how they did it, thank you for asking.

But I'm a-lovin' it!

There's the story and slide show to 20+ other Wee Planets Pics
.

Would That Angle Make Me Look Fat? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Rapid Duax stapler

I don't why this fascinates me while also making me laugh. Would you call that ironic, or am I simply pitifully shallow?

Actually I'm hoping that someone will play it backwards and find a secret hypnotic message so my strange attraction to this scary clip won't be considered my fault.

Why am I sending it to you? Because it told me to. Not in so many words...but I just felt...compelled.

In This Case, I'd Really Like To Be a Victim at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Square Root Day



3-3-09

It's not just for geeks anymore! Even you, a regular person, can celebrate!

It only happens nine times during each century.

Put it on your calendar! The next one is April 4, 2016.

There's even a Facebook group and an article.

Remember Pi Day is Coming in a Week and a Half (3-14)at:marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Another Chapter in the "What Was God Thinking" book


Just imagine this showing up in your dreams:

Another, view, to complete the terrifying picture:



This is called the "Psychodelica Frog Fish" Because you'll only truly understand if you participate in other things.

Why Not? at: marcyjoybryan@

OMG(oodness)



His name is Ugly Bat Boy, of course.

But, according to the article, he's really a sweetheart. The article then goes on to say, "The impression from clients that come in is he's not real because he just sits so still, and when he does move, he scares them, but they think he's mesmerizing...He has the run of the place and all the attention he can handle."

Let's recap: Sits perfectly still, scares people and/or mesmerizes them. Smells of sulfer. Of course he has the run of the place...why would anyone try to get in the way of a cat that has obviously been sent from Hades?

I'd Give Him Extra Food Just In Case at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

I'm Supposed to Be Working...

But look what I found instead!



I only have one question for these incredibly creative and talented college students: Are you even attending classes...at all?

Sounding Like the Old College Instructor That I Was at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Red vs. Blue Financial Crisis PSA: Rock Bottom

This is one of Megh's favorite "cartoons." It's built from characters from Halo...I think.

This will be a proverbial knee-slapper to those immersed in the Halo subculture of delinquints. (I am only guilty by association...you, as an astute reader will realize I don't know where the characters are from or any other useful info. For that, you had better call Meghan.

For the rest of you: consider me your Cultural Educator. (You're welcome.)

I'd Be Splitting a Gut if I Were Under the Age of 20 at: marcyoybryan@elkcreek.net

It's Saturday...

I'm being a groupie while my daughter helps a friend prep for the Southeast Easter Passion.

Since I am here and it's Saturday and I'm trying to avoid ruining my reputation by being productive, let me share some time wasting links with you.

Here's one that Kevin has watched at least 4 times. Why? Possibly for the freakish athletics, or perhaps it's the inspiring music...but for me, I so tensed up watching these madmen that I feel like I've done a whole work out in a few short minutes. Virtual Exercising, my favorite! Especially on a Saturday!


Everything is Possible - The best bloopers are here


Here's one Kevin hasn't even seen: It's a dude who does regular sports with his nunchucks. And it's from Japan! So you know it'll be Absolutely! Japana-crazy!



I Want My Own Set of Special Skills That Don't Have Anything to do With Laundry or Dishes at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Thursday, February 26, 2009

T-Mobile Advert

This is one of those viral improv things...It made me smile and because of that I wanted to share it with you.

It's The Little Things...at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Not To Bring You Down Or Anything...

Monday marks 12 weeks until Memorial Day and thus the Official Beginning of Pre-Swimsuit Season Angst.

And my neighbor just delivered Girl Scout Cookies.

Oh The Cruel, Cruel Irony at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Japanese Should Surrender...Again

Because this is their new favorite pet:



Frankly, this is disturbing on many levels. But let's just stick with the obvious: this little creature is categorically ugly.

If you don't recognize him, it's the only known member of the appropriately named genus Heterocephalus. You may have heard his more common names: the sand puppy or the naked mole rat as made famous by Disney's cartoon "Kim Possible."

Here is Rufus the Naked Mole Rat showing off his mad skills:



And Rufus was as lethal as he looks. Many an afternoon were happily spent, Meghan curled up beside me, a Diet Coke in hand, watching naked, so-ugly-he's-cute Rufus help Kim conquer the mad geniuses that threatened Middleton in the Emmy award-winning show (It was nominated 10 times and won once).

But this...the real live rodent with the Freudian name...this just shows that God's sense of humor is possibly more disturbing than we...than I...originally thought.

Actually, using my own opinion in a way that someone (meaning "Meghan") might consider it as "expert opinion," the heterocephalus glaber proves that there must be a creator...because, really...how could you evolve into such a little beastie and count it as a step up?

And, leave to Japan to fall in love with the creepy little guy. You can read more about his meteoric rise here. May I remind you that this is the same group of people who invented sushi. But that's not all...Take a look at more results of too much saki and bait.


Look here.


And for even more stuff that you can actually buy, look here.

I shudder to think of what the new line of "naked mole rat" robots and video games will look like at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Saturday, February 21, 2009

High Five Escalator

It's NOT just for bored college students anymore!

It's Improv Everywhere! And it's a whole new human art form that can suck HOURS out of your day!

My Fav is Still the Slo-Mo Home Depot at: marcyjoybryan@elkcreek.net

38 Cute Animals, 1 Cool Screen, 8 Different Uses

There's a cell phone in each scene. Can you find it?

Yes, I AM avoiding my THINGS I SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW list. Why do you ask?

Finding Yet Another Way to Not Be An Adult at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Monday, February 16, 2009

President's Day 2009 - Washington to Obama: Morphed!

I wanted to post the Animaniac's "President Song" but I just did that (*smack'm da'forehead*).

So here's the presidents morphed to perky, disco-type patriotic music!

It's history! With a Polyester Dance Beat! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Darwin Vs. Liberals

From a program called "For the Record."

Interesting logic.

Good Graphics.

I give it a 9.5.

Darwin's Birthday: A Potential Liberal Pain at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Kind Of Culture



Note the Old Lady in the middle of the picture. She is sticking her tongue out at the little girl. According to the article, sticking your tongue out at people is a traditional Tibetan greeting. The article didn't say what you might do if you actually liked the person...but as far as traditional greetings go, this has to be one of my favorites.

Me Thinks There's a Little Tibetan in All of Us (Especially ME! Today!) at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Friday, February 13, 2009

This Is Me Today



'Nuff said.

For Now.

Except that the stupid picture isn't as big as I willed it to be. Click on the pic to get the intended effect.

Glad Those Weeds Weren't Any Further Apart at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com