Shape of my heart

best waste of 5 minutes today!

Bonus: music by Sting.

Of course it's fake but who cares at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

So You Can Ride A Bike, Eh?

Next time you're feeling smug about your shredding bicycling skilz, watch this video.

These women are beasts of the bicycle world!

Kevin said: "What is up with the crowd? These girls are incredible and they hardly clap! What does it take to get a cheer in Germany?! How do you practice these moves? One mistake and it's a bar in the wrong place or a face plant!" (This may not be an actual quote, but it's close enough.)

I can't even walk with as much crazy skilz at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

As If Being A Poodle Isn't Bad Enough...

Someone has the nerve to do THIS!

See even more "Poodle Perversion" by clicking here. (Although I must admit the perpetrator against poodle nature is very talented. Sick, but talented.)

Oh the Poodle-manity! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt

Your touch of class for the day.

Mashups never sounded so beautiful!

Sigh at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

MY NEW DIET PLAN

My doctor said I needed to lose weight...OK he actually said, "Your blood work indicates you're a very healthy person so I'm rather surprised at how much your chart says you weigh. (Translated: Your insides are so healthy that they hide how fat you are outside.) You need to lose 20 pounds."

I was pretty devastated until I found THIS NEWS ARTICLE.

It's about a man who lost a bunch of weight and lowered his cholesterol by eating nothing but PIZZA. IN 30 DAYS!

I found a new purpose in life at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Fatboy slim "Weapon of choice"

Possibly one of the best music videos EVAH!

Christopher Walken is AMAZING!

My paradigm on what is weird and creepy is shattered forever at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

A New Kind of Religious Experience?

This is totally ridiculous (and it's awfully late) but this nearly made me cry! Make sure you stay to see what happens starting 3:05.

Ompah me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Happy Birthday Woodstock!

Enjoy a moment from the Summer of LoveDrugsandOtherStuff



Crosby Stills and Nash sing the Beatles' "Blackbird."

They played after the end of the official third day of the concert, sometime after midnight on Monday, August 18th, 1969.

I was 7 years old and thought "Woodstock" was one of Snoopy's friends.

Groovy ya'll at: marcyjoybyran@gmail.com

Unbelievable Water Slide

Their mothers/wives/girlfriends definitely DO NOT know about this little project, I bet!

Even so, I bow to their insane calibration skills.

Summer's almost over...at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Newest Fair-time food sensation!

Chocolate Covered Bacon on a Stick!

Click here to read all the heart-clogging details.

Mmmmmmm Bacon AND Chocolate! Can my mouth handle the heaven at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This is What I Want to Be When I Grow Up!

A Bubbleologist!

Click Here to read about this great new career field!

I'd Be Afraid I'd Blow It at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

This Is Ridiculous

But. I. Can't. Pull. My. Eyes. Away.

Insanewiches. Crazy sandwiches.

Click here.

You know you want to.

Go ahead.

I did and I feel great! feel great! feel great! feel great! ffel grest! at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

More Cuba Doings!

If you want, slide over to Megh's Cuba Blog (click here) and follow their trip!

Actually, you can't really follow them, because they couldn't call or email me for the entire week. But that didn't stop me...I made all manner of things up for your entertainment and possible education!

The real stories will come after they've rested and had some good ol' American McDonald's.

Enjoyed my "quiet time" but I can't wait for them to be home at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Please Tell Me This Is A Joke

"The Librarian" MOVIE?

OMG. And this is (at least) the THIRD in the SERIES!

Check it out by clicking here.

Be Still My Hair-Bunned, Bespectacled Heart at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

If so, this is a visual representation of how my summer has gone:

That's all I'm saying...today at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

Follow Megh and Kev in Cuba (Sort of)

Go to http://cubabryans.blogspot.com

or click here.

It might be entertaining AND possibly educational! A potential 2-fer-1 deal!

And you thought I just wanted you all to myself at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

While You're Waiting...

...For me to come up with something clever to say, enjoy this video.

It's rather mesmerizing.

I can't believe it's not photoshopped at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

The Happy Meal is 30 Years Old!

And in honor I give you

McDonald's: The Rap

If only they served fries with that at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

If Man Walked on the Moon Today

This is SO WORTHY!

You will ENJOY this!

I wish I was this clever at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com

You've been Rock Rolled!

Nirvana and Rick Astley...in a mashup!

It's like a train wreck...only lyrical!...

I couldn't stop watching it at: marcyjoy@gmail.com