Tuesday, March 31, 2009
The Snuggly Wasn't Enough
Now there's the Peekaru
The Snuggly costs $15 and covered you and your neighborhood. The Peekaru costs $80 and you can still see body parts. Where's the bargain in that?
Official Website (with more pictures) here.
Couldn't They Have Found A Better Name Other Than Something Scooby Do Might Say? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Molten Iron Throwing Festival
Key Phrase: "So long as you're not afraid to die, it's OK."
Yeah, That's Not Making My Bucket List at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
SlagsmÄlsklubben
Which means, "A Cool, Techno-Geek Version of 'Red Riding Hood.'"
The Brothers Grimm Would Be Proud at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Peeling Potatoes the "MaryAnn" way
It's a clever technique performed by MaryAnn from "Gilligan's Island" fame.
Durn, She's Still Cuter Than Me at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Monday, March 30, 2009
Star Wars Trifecta Now In Play
O.K. Star Wars Music as Played on a Gold Harp. By a Youth Who Should Know Better.
It's Strangely Beautiful.
But Would Yoda Approve? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Saturday, March 28, 2009
The Call It Tilt Shifting
Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.
This was done with the help of the helicopter rescue crew.
More can be seen here.
Thomas The Tank Engine On Steroids Anyone? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Your Moment of Culture
As you know, Monet painted stuff over and over again experimenting with different times of the day and seasons of the year. He was trying to capture how light and color interact.
This video lines up several of these paintings. It is pretty impressive.
Too Tired To Be Funny at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer
I got to hang out in the Tech Room during the performance last night. The Tech Room is a Very Interesting Place, meaning that people of the "tech" persuasion chat about all sorts of potentially interesting things, many of which involve words like "blah," "blah" camera "blah," and "blah, blah, No Way!" I'm sure other words are used in the course of these conversations, but I'm having to translate from geek to human and it can be a bit challenging. Thank you for your patience.
Anyway, the REAL reason I love sitting in the tech room (besides learning the language) is that you also hear about very interesting websites.
Hence this post.
I hope you find it as hysterically creepy as I did.
Other Very Interesting Things Were Also Said In Non-Geek But You'll Have To Wait For The Book at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Monday, March 23, 2009
Amazing Rubic Cube Art!
44 Rubik's Cubes were used in the making of this Pac Man.
There are 64 Rubik cubes used in this dragon...
And There's More! Have a Look Here.
I Don't Even Have One Little Rubik at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Saturday, March 21, 2009
It's Up To You
So I'm going to give you an assignment.
Check out Archie Mcphee's first.
and then
Perpetual Kid.
There is plenty on either website to delight and offend. You should be kept busy for hours!
My favorite (even after all these years)...
...is still Nunzilla
There's Nothing Like Sharing Useless, Time-Wasting Money-Sucking Websites Between Friends at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Art? Insanity? You Decide
It's My Little Pony Pop Art Sculptures.
The artist used real My Little Pony toys and then added stuff to make icons of today's pop culture.
Click on the first square and then use your arrow keys to shuffle through the pictures. You won't be disappointed.
I couldn't stop myself from going through the entire list...twice.
Want Me a "My Little Jack Sparrow" at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Friday, March 20, 2009
Light-Up Sheep Art
OK. This is ridiculous. And I've already watched it three times.
Which technically makes it a trifecta in Louisville horse racing terms.
Question: would this be considered abuse or stunning artistic talent by PETA?
Like I Care...It's Simply Amazing at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong
One of my father's favorite singers. I remember him cranking Louis up on our record player or later on our brand new 8-track player (we were SOOoooo cool!).
Happy Birthday, Dad! (Sorry I'm a little late...I have a good excuse. Really I do!)
I Still Miss You at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Hilarious Muppets Bloopers!
OK...I will write about this soon. Just enjoy the video now.
I Really Have Nothing To Say About This Right Now at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
What if "Star Trek" Was Made By Country Folk?
Little about this made sense, but then, again, it's Saturday morning and I should be in bed.
BTW: It Made Me Laugh Regardless at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Is This A Crime?
Pimp My Ride Meets Nerdville...which means this must be Japan.
The "article" (meaning "mostly a gallery of photos for you to laugh at") is here.
Why, Japan, Oh Why? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Weird and Cool Timelapse
Eclectic 3.0: The Roads Less Traveled from Ross Ching on Vimeo.
The video can be found here as well.
Because There Isn't Much To Watch At One In The Morning at: marcyjoybryan@elkcreek.net
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Kid's Resources
Grace? Forgiveness? Turn the other cheek? P-shawwwww! Who needs them when you have the Voodoo! Pencil! Case!
Click here to read the unbiased article in favor (maybe not) of the "children's toy to cope with bullies."
Who Would Possibly Have a Problem With This Little Gem? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
When In Germany...Become A Vegan
I'm not kidding. Here is the informative article.
Make Mine Anything That Wasn't Touched By That Man at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
I GIVE UP!
So I give up trying to plan for cleverness and lengthy blog entries.
Enter: Commando Humor Blogging!
I Won't Guarantee the Quality of the Material You'll Be Getting Over the Next Week and a Half, But I Promise It Will Waste Your Time at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Happy Happy Pi Day!
It's 3/14 and, as you know, it must be Pi Day (3.14...).
Website Included to assist you in your descent toward geekdom.
Here's what a complete Pi looks like.
"And I Don't Even Have Time to Bake One," she obtusely observed.
"More coming. I promise," she said acutely at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Let Us Break for Time Wasting--Movie Edition
Famous movies remade by bunnies...
"Raider's of the Lost Ark" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!
"A Christmas Story" in 30 seconds...with bunnies!
These are just two examples, there are dozens of others. Click here to connect to their website. As you might guess, not all 30 second movies are endorsed by me (shunning, as I do, anything with a plot). As a result, I leave you to your own judgment.
This is WAY Better Than Cliffnotes at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Mmmmmmm Bacon!
Which means I'm a dedicated groupie tonight (at least for now). *smile*
However, I still have to prep for my art class tomorrow. So while you wait, here's 1001 Things To Do With Bacon.
To entice you, here are just two:
A Swedish Bacon Pillow (unscented as of yet)
and (I'm not making this up)
Chocolate Bacon Dessert
And there are a plethora of others that you just must see.
Oops! I've Got Chocolate on My Bacon at: MMmmmmmmmbaconjoybryan@gmail.com
Saturday, March 07, 2009
It's Spacey!
Sigh...I Think I've Got Something In My Eye at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
BTW: The Space Station is wanting YOU to help name its new module!
Stephen Colbert has a (surprise!) opinion about that!
I Say Call It Xenu and Send Tom Cruise at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
I'm Not Bored, But I'm Here
So, I arrive around 5pm and hang out in the intriguing geekdom of mic-land. Once all the girlies are wired, I run ("running" here is an utter misnomer) upstairs to clean up the tech break room and get it ready for dinner. (They wisely feed the cameramen and spotlight operators after the show because they don't want sleepy technical people using very expensive equipment.)
At the 3/4 point I run back downstairs to help take the mics off the girls. When done, back upstairs I go to eat and help clean the break room.
But right in the middle...Right here where I am now...nothing's happening. The water jugs are filled, the food isn't here yet. The actors are singing and if there is a mic problem, it's beyond my ability to fix it...so I'm joyfullyexempt.
It'll be during these times each that you will be getting a lot of pointless things from me because...well, number on,e I have a moment dedicated to this activity...but more importantly...have you ever had the opportunity to hang out with geeks? They are a veritable fountain, a cornucopia as it were, of trivial information, ridiculous websites, and strange videos. And I'm sitting, at this moment, at their epicenter.
God is Good!
I Love It Here at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Friday, March 06, 2009
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
Renegade knitters wreaking havoc on the frigid Canadian streets.
I tried to get pictures, but they wouldn't work. Fiber coated for protection, no doubt.
You'll have to read about their rampage here. (With horrifyingly knitty pics.)
I've Got Yarn and Needles...L'ville May Be Next at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed
Well...I'm sure you've seen this.
But, on the remote chance that you haven't...I just wanted to bless you.
You're Welcome at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Mel Gibson's New Movie!
You WON'T believe this...
I PROMISE!
Is this Mel's acting comeback moment?
I simply post. You decide!
I Can't Even Think Of An Appropriate Tag For This at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
These Are Trippin' Photos
365 degrees on a polar axis.
And no, I don't have any idea how they did it, thank you for asking.
But I'm a-lovin' it!
There's the story and slide show to 20+ other Wee Planets Pics.
Would That Angle Make Me Look Fat? at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
The Rapid Duax stapler
I don't why this fascinates me while also making me laugh. Would you call that ironic, or am I simply pitifully shallow?
Actually I'm hoping that someone will play it backwards and find a secret hypnotic message so my strange attraction to this scary clip won't be considered my fault.
Why am I sending it to you? Because it told me to. Not in so many words...but I just felt...compelled.
In This Case, I'd Really Like To Be a Victim at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Happy Square Root Day
3-3-09
It's not just for geeks anymore! Even you, a regular person, can celebrate!
It only happens nine times during each century.
Put it on your calendar! The next one is April 4, 2016.
There's even a Facebook group and an article.
Remember Pi Day is Coming in a Week and a Half (3-14)at:marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Another Chapter in the "What Was God Thinking" book
OMG(oodness)
His name is Ugly Bat Boy, of course.
But, according to the article, he's really a sweetheart. The article then goes on to say, "The impression from clients that come in is he's not real because he just sits so still, and when he does move, he scares them, but they think he's mesmerizing...He has the run of the place and all the attention he can handle."
Let's recap: Sits perfectly still, scares people and/or mesmerizes them. Smells of sulfer. Of course he has the run of the place...why would anyone try to get in the way of a cat that has obviously been sent from Hades?
I'd Give Him Extra Food Just In Case at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com
I'm Supposed to Be Working...
I only have one question for these incredibly creative and talented college students: Are you even attending classes...at all?
Sounding Like the Old College Instructor That I Was at: marcyjoybryan@gmail.com